What's YOUR conspiracy theory?

Comedian Tim Bedore is featured on the daily Bob and Tom radio show once a week for a feature called "Vague But True" in which Mr. Bedore shares a little essay with the radio audience.  One of his essays suggested that there is a conspiracy among the animal kingdom to do away with humans.  He cites several recent (real) newspaper articles about animals causing damage to people, businesses, homes, etc.  He talks about the roles certain animals might have in the conspiracy (reconnaissance, espionage, surveillance, artillery, etc.).  What kind of humorous conspiracy do you see going on around you?  Share it with us.